Fiesta Friday

Started and hosted by the Novice Gardener, a party every Friday, what will I bring to it this week?

Fiesta Friday #27, how is your pelvic floor, party ready?

Fiesta Friday #27, how is your pelvic floor, party ready?

Now you are probably reading that title and thinking “ooooeeer sounds a bit naughty what is she up to” and then you might think “well these titles are always there to entice us in and then are pretty disappointing, shall I read or not?”

shall i or shan't i?

shall i or shan’t i?

Well the answer is ‘yes’ as in you should really read on, because if you are not amused you will be baffled, perhaps learn something about the anatomy of a woman’s body or not as the case may be or well there is a whole host of emotions and things you might take away from watching this video.

I have some questions afterwards if you would not mind answering.

I have to say I was not sure if this video was a joke or not, I still am not sure, I am still not sure if it is for real whether an amazing idea, a terrible one or atrocious stupidity, I am still deciding, perhaps you will have a more concise opinion of it all. :-D

Lets get our pelvic floor in to tip top shape

Lets get our pelvic floor in to tip top shape

You might think also what this has to do with a party, well come on ladies you have your finest party attire on, no one wants to have a little leakage do they?

Ever laughed and had that sensation that something was going somewhere it shouldn’t?  Gone red and thought “OMG” and consequently run off to the loo!….nah I never have!!! coughs..really I never have

(so glad you can’t see my face to tell whether I am lying or not).

Please click the link below to watch the video, right to the end or you will miss the best parts, trust me….grins!

Pelvic floor games

So what did you think, was it for real or not?

I have to admit, filling out the polldaddy had me laughing, I cannot wait to see the answers!

Have a fab weekend, eat yourself silly at the party, don’t laugh too much however if you aint been doin yer pelvic floor exercises.

Huggles, Justine x

Fiesta Friday #20 ~ Fancy bopping?

This week I am bringing music to Fiesta Friday #20

Come on it is Friday 13th – did you really think I was going to cook today?

The Specials – Much too young!

I love the lyrics to this song and woohoo, you can’t deny one can have a really good old bop around to this.

Who remember this and used to have a good old heady spin around to it?

Lyrics – Much too Young by The Specials

You’ve done too much, much too young
Now you’re married with a kid when you could be having fun with me
You’ve done too much, much too young
Now you’re married with a son when you should be having fun with me

Ain’t he cute, no he ain’t
He’s just another burden on the welfare state

You’ve done too much, much too young
Now you’re married with a kid when you could be having fun with me

You call me immature, you call me a poseur
I’d love to spread manure in your bed of roses
Don’t you wanna be rich, don’t you wanna be famous
But I’d really hate to have the same name as you

You’ve done too much, much too young
Now you’re married with a kid when you could be having fun with me
You’ve done too much, much too young
Now you’re chained to the cooking making currant buns for tea

Ain’t you heard of the starving millions, ain’t you heard of contraception
Do you really wanna grow? Grab my sterilization
Take control of the population boom
It’s in your living room, keep a generation gap, try wearing a cap

As always thank you for reading/viewing!
Who will come dance with me?

Justine-Not Transparent

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